GHØSTED

GHOSTED IN OCTOBER? HOW FESTIVE.

We’ve all been there. And if you haven’t, you’re probably lying. Being ghosted is never funny when it happens to you, but it’s kind of hilarious when you realize that the person sitting next to you has probably gone through the same thing, and so has the person next to them. Dating is equally hilarious and terrifying.

In the spirit of Halloween we’ve pulled together some of our favorite types of "Ghosts" to make you laugh and maybe even ward off any evil spirits or potential unwanted boo-ty calls, after all no one likes being left on “read”

Sit back, sip on a glass of Løs Sundays and enjøy responsibly.

 

1. THE DELAYED REPLY:

Sure, we all get caught up and forget to text back from time to time, but when someone flat-lines in the middle of a conversation and miraculously appears 6 months later (obviously because they've come to their senses) you've got to delete their number immediately and ghost on them. 

 

2. THE ONE THAT TRIED TOO HARD:

Ok, so sometimes we’ve been the ghosts. But heads up there really is a thing as being too nice. Don’t hate us for saying that. Enter the potential suitor who checks in consistently, with what appears to be no signs of shame.

 

3.  THE PERMANENT VACATION: 

You know the one. Truth be told this person probably doesn’t even have a passport, but the fact is they enjoy getting that little ego boost so they string you along for a little self-gratification. Because seriously how many planes can one person be on in a month unless they’re Kanye?

 

4. THE MOVER: 

You’ve been seeing each other for a while, it’s serious…or so you think. The mover is someone who does just that…they move. But instead of what you think will be a long distance relationship (We can make this work, right?) suddenly they move state and must have lost your relationship in all the packing.

 

 

Have you been ghosted? (we know you have) DM us  your best ghosted screen shots and we’ll share them anonymously this Halloween on our Instagram Stories – it’s time for more treats then tricks this Halloween.